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Dream Girl

Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.
Now we can't get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

New Job

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com (Yee haw!)
I coulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts

New Car

While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me:
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com, baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.

Bicycles

Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high,
Ditched my used subcompact for a two wheeled ride,
Now I'm rollin eco-friendly but I still look bad,
When the bike store saw my credit they said, "This was all they had,"
I'm singing:
F to the R to the E to the E,
To the C to the R to the E D I T,
RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM,
Come on everybody, grab your bike and sing along, it's easy...
F to the R to the E to the E...

Rock Star

When you're a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked-out exotic cars
It's just how I thought it'd be
'Cept the party's not for me
'Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID
Free What? (free credit!) report dot com
That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I'm finding out how bad reality hurts

Renaissance Faire

I was getting depressed 'cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I'd go
Thought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Faire!
Free Credit Report dot com!
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom!
Never mind, they've been singing our songs
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
If you're not into fake sword fights
Pointy slippers and green wool tights
Take a tip from a knight who knows
Free Credit Report dot com, let's go!

Roller Coaster

Buckle up everybody cause were taking a ride
It can strain your relationships and hurt your pride
Its the credit roller coaster and as you can see
It kinda bites so sing the lyrics with me
When your debt goes up your score goes down
When you pay a little off it goes the other way around
Its just the same for everybody every boy and girl
The credit roller coaster makes you wanna hurl
So throw your hands in the air and wave em around
Like a wannabe frat boy trying to get down
Then bring em right back to where your laptops at.
Log on to freecreditreport.com, stat

Cell Phone

Wanted to get myself a new cell phone
So I could hear myself as a ringtone
Who knew the store would go
And check my credit score?
Now, all they let me have is this dinosaur!
Hello, hello, hello, can anybody hear me?
I know, I know, I know, I should have gone to
FreeCreditReport.com!
That's where I should have gone,
Could have got my knowledge on.

Reno

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